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An Israeli doctor said,"Our medicine is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of you, put it in him and have you looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said, "That`s nothing! We can take your lung out, put it in him and have them both looking for work in four weeks."
The Russian doctor said, In my country, we can take your heart out, and put it in a dead man and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said,"Hah! We took an ass out of Arkansas, put him in the White House and had half the country looking for work the next day."
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