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How to start each day with a positive outlook...

1. Open a new file on your PC.

2. Name it "John Kerry"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?"

6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly.

Don't you feel better now?