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Two rookie Congressmen

Two rookie Congressmen, one democrat and one republican, were walking along the street in D.C. They came upon a homeless man asleep on the sidewalk. The Republican woke him up, gave him $20 for something to eat and gave him a lead on where he might get a job. The Democrat was very impressed.

Later they came upon another homeless man. The democrat, not wanting to be outdone, reached into the republican's pocket and took $50 and gave it to the homeless man and then told him where the welfare office was located.

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