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Most Syrians do not have a clue about English.     

So, how does a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs by having the standard "Death To Americans" slogans printed in English?       

Answer: They simply hire an English speaking civilian to translate and write their statements in English.

Unfortunately, they were unaware the "civilian" hired for the job was a retired US Army sergeant.  Obviously pictures of the protest rally never made their way through the Arab TV network.