I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
- Will Rogers
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I used to be a democrat then I got a job.
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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this- I''m a U.S. Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
